Science Is a Shit Waste of Time

  ($2.99) Funny lady accidentally summon incubus [ US Link] I'm always scared when buying a $2.99 short from an author I don't know, but holy shit! Fucking in love with this writing. Witty and hot.

($2.99 or KU) Lydia is starting her new job at Occult Containment Corp, where one of her duties will be to occasionally entertain the sexy, hungry demons of floor 36. The duty is treated as an extra, but it’s the entire reason she’s applying in the first place. [Universal Link] She’s too shy and guilty to say yes to her first time, so she needs an unholy force to help push her along. Salazar Zed is the one that runs this archive.

  ($2.99 or Kindle Unlimited) Exactly what it says on the tin, a story that played as a completely straight office rom-com for the first half, except there's a lich. [purchase link] This one is funny. And I'm a slut for anything that makes me laugh. I was actually a little sad when it stopped being a rom-com, not because the erotica was bad or anything like that, I just rarely read something funny and I was really vibing with the office rom-com.

  ($2.99 or Kindle Unlimited) The queen of succubi has been freed from her Nowhere Jail where she then kills a bunch of dudes via sex and definitely enslaves a woman that she insists is not a slave [purchase link] This one is interesting because despite being like 50% sex, it reads less like an erotica and more as a plot-driven story. It also takes a first person route of a top, which I appreciate because you just don't see that very much. Giving this the purchased tag because of the totally-a-slave woman, even though she isn't purchased. Giving this the consensual tag because it reads as consensual, but, well. Slave woman.

  ($2.99 or Kindle Unlimited) Mira keeps calling her ex for sexual relief, but decides she has to move on. When she does, though, she ends up getting involved with a serious demon. [Purchase Link] Right up my alley, well-written characters, and hot sex! The scope of the story matches its length (there is a plot thread left unresolved, but that doesn't bother me too much), and it has a good amount of plot-to-sex. It's not quite horror. There is stakes, but the horror element is very light in this book.

  ($2.99 or Kindle Unlimited) Incubi have a curfew to keep them out of trouble and married women's beds. They have to spend the entire night alone in a holding cell with no one to love- yes, even on the holiday. [Purchase Link] But what if, say, you were to get in the cage? Just to keep one company. It's Christmas, after all. Another self-promotion. Not gonna say much because it's mine and obviously I think it fucks.

  ($3.99 or Kindle Unlimited) After having an extraordinarily bad day, Abby gets drunk and accidentally summons a demon. She makes him fix her plumbing, and that's not a euphemism. [Purchase Link] Finally, you get me. Hit me with that gay shit (this is technically straight shit). It's comedic, there's chemistry, there's character, and there's a couple of typos but that's okay. I read this on Kindle Unlimited but I liked it so much I bought it outright, too. If you're a fan of dialogue and sex that focuses on touch/texture/smell moreso than the literal act of penetration, this is perfect for you, and it was perfect for me!