Science Is a Shit Waste of Time

  ($2.99 or KU) A poly trans orc goes on an adventure. A literal adventure, not a sexy one. But there is sex. [US Link] I did find myself more interested in the story than the sex in this one, but this is a pretty good trans4trans (I am assuming the author is trans here, I didn't find that info immediately) bit. Unfortunately, it really needed another draft, or at least some editing. It is littered with typos and "I thought of two sentences at the same time" sentences. However, it was just rare enough that it's not distracting

  ($2.99) Funny lady accidentally summon incubus [ US Link] I'm always scared when buying a $2.99 short from an author I don't know, but holy shit! Fucking in love with this writing. Witty and hot.

($2.99 or KU) Lydia is starting her new job at Occult Containment Corp, where one of her duties will be to occasionally entertain the sexy, hungry demons of floor 36. The duty is treated as an extra, but it’s the entire reason she’s applying in the first place. [Universal Link] She’s too shy and guilty to say yes to her first time, so she needs an unholy force to help push her along. Salazar Zed is the one that runs this archive.

($2.99 or Kindle Unlimited) Woman of undisclosed age is a furry who has sex with one of her subordinates. [US Purchase Link] Tagged as dubcon. Everyone's happy with the situation, but everything everyone does would not fly with pretty much any other duo. Transformation is in the title, but it doesn't happen to the MC and isn't really played with that much, so I haven't tagged it as such.

  ($2.99 or Kindle Unlimited) Warren lives alone on an island where he mediates international drug deals. However, when a meet-up is late, no one tells him it's because a hurricane is coming in. He seeks shelter in a high cave, but when he gets there, he finds it occupied. [Universal Purchase Link] Salazar Zed runs this blog.

  ($2.99 or Kindle Unlimited) You've started your new job at the Occult Containment corp and learn that your boss is a lizardman, a unisex species that turns humans into lizardwomen for the sake of breeding. He hasn't been allowed to touch anyone for decades, so when you shake his hand, well, you send him into being just as horny as you. [Universal Purchase Link] Salazar Zed runs this blog.

[$2.99 or Kindle Unlimited] Lady gets a remote job with a weird boss and then gets fucked silly by said boss, who is also a werewolf (purchase link) At roughly 100 kindle pages, it takes 63 pages to get to the sex (there is a short masturbation scene before then), and then it's back-to-back sex scenes. Skip to then if you're not interested in the plot. The werewolf aspect is barely utilized. The man does growl and smell people, but he's only turned for one short blowjob scene. However, it's a perfectly serviceable plot and the sex is well-written.

  ($2.99 or Kindle Unlimited) Exactly what it says on the tin, a story that played as a completely straight office rom-com for the first half, except there's a lich. [purchase link] This one is funny. And I'm a slut for anything that makes me laugh. I was actually a little sad when it stopped being a rom-com, not because the erotica was bad or anything like that, I just rarely read something funny and I was really vibing with the office rom-com.

($3.99 or Kindle Unlimited) After 50-year-old dragon-blooded Idalia has a fling with an attractive vampire, she learns he's the man that will be conducting her next job interview for an art gallery that's definitely some sort of front. The job sounds boring and low-pay, but she accepts in hopes of getting lucky again. [Purchase Link] I won't go into detail since I wrote this one, but it's cool if I do say so myself, and I DO say so myself.

  ($2.99 or Kindle Unlimited) Mira keeps calling her ex for sexual relief, but decides she has to move on. When she does, though, she ends up getting involved with a serious demon. [Purchase Link] Right up my alley, well-written characters, and hot sex! The scope of the story matches its length (there is a plot thread left unresolved, but that doesn't bother me too much), and it has a good amount of plot-to-sex. It's not quite horror. There is stakes, but the horror element is very light in this book.

($2.99 or Kindle Unlimited) A woman married to a man not afraid of sharing is approached by a devilishly handsome witch. [Purchase Link] I appreciate that this work spent time to establish that everyone wants her to fuck the stranger, but then it kept establishing that for over half the pages which gets annoying. It's also establishing it in that mixed-message way that's supposed to appeal to "I want this but can't say yes due to societal expectation" crowd, you know, the "Baby It's Cold Outside" people. I used to be that crowd, and this would have certainly gotten me off then. Now, as the title suggests, there IS a love potion involved. It's not the "you feel compelled to fuck me now" kind, but the "liquid courage" kind. Personally, I'd have preferred the protagonist consented to the spell, but again, I'm not gonna hold my personal taste against the work. It has its target demo, it hits it, but by hitting its target ...

($7.99 or Kindle Unlimited) Horns over Hooves is a romance about a woman who develops a crush on a faun. Clocking in at over 300 pages, and waiting well over 100 pages for her to finally fuck the dude, it's definitely not the norm for what I review here. [Purchase Link] Before I continue on, I'll say I didn't finish this book. Not because it was bad, though, I just actually have trouble reading longer works. It's rare that I spend more than an hour on any read. That being said, I spent three hours reading this before I put it down. It's got good characters (though giving two major characters nearly identical names tripped me up, Kira and Lila), surprisingly intriguing world-building, and of course, a killer, believable romance. Maybe I'll come back for this one, eventually. I'll definitely be coming back for the shorter christmas special for this book. Most people recommending this told me it was funny. I didn't find it funny, but I didn't find it st...

  ($2.99 or Kindle Unlimited) When Gemma is cursed by an angry student, she begins a transformation into a Wendigo. As she transforms, she also transforms mentally and sexually. [Purchase Link] As a heads up, if you got excited about wendigos, you might want to sit back down. This is more or less a were-animal story, not a story about a haunting spirit born from evil to seek evil, losing its humanity and grip on society. The main character gets turned in a very werewolf fashion, and maintains her humanity (though she gets anger issues) post-transformation. Why it's tagged as were-other instead of wendigo. I've rewritten this review multiple times because I didn't dislike this book, but it's hard to write about without it sounding that way. There's a really great story that I'd love to read here, and I can see that the author has a lot of technical talent in scene building, but the structure is a sort of fatal flaw, and I can't talk about any part of this sto...

  ($2.99 or Kindle Unlimited) A bitter hermit comes across a weretiger poacher, and well, there's not much else to do in fuck-all nowhere. [Purchase Link] M. More like. fuck-me nowh Salazar Zed is the one that runs this blog.

  ($3.99 or Kindle Unlimited) After having an extraordinarily bad day, Abby gets drunk and accidentally summons a demon. She makes him fix her plumbing, and that's not a euphemism. [Purchase Link] Finally, you get me. Hit me with that gay shit (this is technically straight shit). It's comedic, there's chemistry, there's character, and there's a couple of typos but that's okay. I read this on Kindle Unlimited but I liked it so much I bought it outright, too. If you're a fan of dialogue and sex that focuses on touch/texture/smell moreso than the literal act of penetration, this is perfect for you, and it was perfect for me!

($2.99 or Kindle Unlimited) A lady who really wants to fuck her professor follows him into an ancient temple, where they then get made into nagas and fuck. [Purchase Link] The sex in this one is pretty creative, and it focuses a lot on eroticism rather than the literal act of sex. In fact, in all 5,000 words, only around 50 are dedicated to sex, the rest to tone-setting. I mean, okay, there's plenty more words for some masturbation that occurs, but the sex itself is shockingly short, and that's perfectly okay with how it's set up here. I have to say, though, the grammar in this is distracting. Most mistakes are comma or capitalization related, but there's plenty of typos and strange structure choices as well. This short would have benefited greatly from some proofreading or a second set of eyes. I imagine this isn't so big deal to most readers, though.