Science Is a Shit Waste of Time

  ($2.99) Ladies tell girl to go out in the woods as a joke and she gets horny and decides to fuck a cryptid she found. Surprisingly consensual. [US Link]

  ($2.99 or KU) A poly trans orc goes on an adventure. A literal adventure, not a sexy one. But there is sex. [US Link] I did find myself more interested in the story than the sex in this one, but this is a pretty good trans4trans (I am assuming the author is trans here, I didn't find that info immediately) bit. Unfortunately, it really needed another draft, or at least some editing. It is littered with typos and "I thought of two sentences at the same time" sentences. However, it was just rare enough that it's not distracting

  ($2.99) Funny lady accidentally summon incubus [ US Link] I'm always scared when buying a $2.99 short from an author I don't know, but holy shit! Fucking in love with this writing. Witty and hot.

  ($2.99 or KU) Honestly, it's what it says on the tin. [US Link]

($2.99 or KU) Lydia is starting her new job at Occult Containment Corp, where one of her duties will be to occasionally entertain the sexy, hungry demons of floor 36. The duty is treated as an extra, but it’s the entire reason she’s applying in the first place. [Universal Link] She’s too shy and guilty to say yes to her first time, so she needs an unholy force to help push her along. Salazar Zed is the one that runs this archive.

($2.99 or Kindle Unlimited) Woman of undisclosed age is a furry who has sex with one of her subordinates. [US Purchase Link] Tagged as dubcon. Everyone's happy with the situation, but everything everyone does would not fly with pretty much any other duo. Transformation is in the title, but it doesn't happen to the MC and isn't really played with that much, so I haven't tagged it as such.

($2.99 or Kindle Unlimited) What it says on the tin. [Universal Purchase Link] Raspy goes to a secluded graveyard to steal a plant there when she runs into the owner. Riled by the full moon, he prepositions her right then and there to have sex with him and his husband, and after that, Raspy is determined to breed with the entire pack to birth their next alpha. Salazar Zed is the one that runs this blog.

($2.99) Lady tries to film a mothman and gets more than she bargained for when seven show up all ready to lay some eggs. [US Purchase Link] Definitely on the softer side of dubcon as the character is super duper into it, but it is a little violent in the way it's written. While normally I get upset at short works being priced this high, Sibley Stamps is really amazing at her craft. Even though she almost exclusively writes kinks I'm not into (dubcon and pain), she can still get the ol engine started.

  ($2.99 or Kindle Unlimited) Warren lives alone on an island where he mediates international drug deals. However, when a meet-up is late, no one tells him it's because a hurricane is coming in. He seeks shelter in a high cave, but when he gets there, he finds it occupied. [Universal Purchase Link] Salazar Zed runs this blog.

  ($2.99 or Kindle Unlimited) Jay's unusual disability has forced him to be celibate or else endure severe muscle cramping. Though he spends most of his life with it not affecting him, his lab partner is simply too hot to ignore. Like clockwork, they'll get situated and cozy, and then be interrupted by Jay's pain. [Universal Purchase Link] Little does Jay know that Sahalia has secretly been developing a work-around, and that he plans on delivering Jay the experience he's been so direly craving on Valentine's Day. Salazar Zed runs this blog.

  ($2.99 or Kindle Unlimited) The containment facility needs to extract eggs from their drider sorority on a regular basis to keep them from attacking staffers and using their bodies as a nest. Usually, this is done by a trained security team that use a dummy corpse, but the team isn't available. [Universal Purchase Link] Knowing that the driders are fond of the resident librarian, security asks him to fetch the eggs instead, but neglects to tell him he'll need to bring a body. Oh, whatever warm and fleshy thing will the driders lay their eggs in? Salazar Zed runs this blog.

  ($2.99 or Kindle Unlimited) You've started your new job at the Occult Containment corp and learn that your boss is a lizardman, a unisex species that turns humans into lizardwomen for the sake of breeding. He hasn't been allowed to touch anyone for decades, so when you shake his hand, well, you send him into being just as horny as you. [Universal Purchase Link] Salazar Zed runs this blog.

($1.99) Guy finds a pack of werewolves and immediately has sex with em. What else do you want? [Purchase Link] Plenty of sex, technically a plot but don't come for it. Despite it being in 3rd person and a ton of dudes, the author does a good job making sure you keep track of who's doing what.

($2.99 or Kindle Unlimited) A man gets sold out by his shitty ballet company to be the companion of an otherworldly sugar plum fairy. [Purchase Link] Lots of dialogue and well-built characters. I can appreciate when I can tell who is talking even if there names aren't attached to the dialogue (which is useful since there was a spot where the paragraphs were separated so that it sounded like a different person was talking). But I didn't really care for the characters or the chemistry they brought, as well-written as they were. Felt less like fireworks and more like "well, I'll hook up with you, I guess, kinda bored anyway." I know that's rich coming from me since I wrote that exact plot in What the Weretiger Wants, but I want to be clear that this is NOT a dig at the quality of the work. The work is fine, just not my thing. I  don't always write stuff that isn't my thing, which is why What the Weretiger Wants is also "I'm bored. Let's fuck...

  ($2.99 or Kindle Unlimited) Incubi have a curfew to keep them out of trouble and married women's beds. They have to spend the entire night alone in a holding cell with no one to love- yes, even on the holiday. [Purchase Link] But what if, say, you were to get in the cage? Just to keep one company. It's Christmas, after all. Another self-promotion. Not gonna say much because it's mine and obviously I think it fucks.

  ($2.99 or Kindle Unlimited) When Gemma is cursed by an angry student, she begins a transformation into a Wendigo. As she transforms, she also transforms mentally and sexually. [Purchase Link] As a heads up, if you got excited about wendigos, you might want to sit back down. This is more or less a were-animal story, not a story about a haunting spirit born from evil to seek evil, losing its humanity and grip on society. The main character gets turned in a very werewolf fashion, and maintains her humanity (though she gets anger issues) post-transformation. Why it's tagged as were-other instead of wendigo. I've rewritten this review multiple times because I didn't dislike this book, but it's hard to write about without it sounding that way. There's a really great story that I'd love to read here, and I can see that the author has a lot of technical talent in scene building, but the structure is a sort of fatal flaw, and I can't talk about any part of this sto...

  ($2.99 or Kindle Unlimited) A bitter hermit comes across a weretiger poacher, and well, there's not much else to do in fuck-all nowhere. [Purchase Link] M. More like. fuck-me nowh Salazar Zed is the one that runs this blog.

($2.99 or Kindle Unlimited) A lady who really wants to fuck her professor follows him into an ancient temple, where they then get made into nagas and fuck. [Purchase Link] The sex in this one is pretty creative, and it focuses a lot on eroticism rather than the literal act of sex. In fact, in all 5,000 words, only around 50 are dedicated to sex, the rest to tone-setting. I mean, okay, there's plenty more words for some masturbation that occurs, but the sex itself is shockingly short, and that's perfectly okay with how it's set up here. I have to say, though, the grammar in this is distracting. Most mistakes are comma or capitalization related, but there's plenty of typos and strange structure choices as well. This short would have benefited greatly from some proofreading or a second set of eyes. I imagine this isn't so big deal to most readers, though.

    A short erotic short about a man tied up in a swamp getting fucked by a weregator. Don't worry, despite the way the start of the story sounds, there's no incest or noncon in this work (or do worry, if you're into that stuff) [Purchase Link]

This story is about two scientists sitting in a habitat bubble 5 feet apart because they are gay but also shit at communication. Luckily, the tentacle alien they're looking after is willing to play Ken Dolls with em. Roughly 18 pages on Kindle. [Purchase Link]