Science Is a Shit Waste of Time

($2.99 or KU) Lydia is starting her new job at Occult Containment Corp, where one of her duties will be to occasionally entertain the sexy, hungry demons of floor 36. The duty is treated as an extra, but it’s the entire reason she’s applying in the first place. [Universal Link] She’s too shy and guilty to say yes to her first time, so she needs an unholy force to help push her along. Salazar Zed is the one that runs this archive.

($2.99 or KU) A speedrunner, a newb, and a max-level casual walk into a virtual reality game... [Universal Link] When stuck in a video game, these three decide to go dungeon delving, but there seems to be nagas looking to. Uh. looking. Um. Delve. Their dungeon? Yeah. Salazar Zed runs this archive.

($2.99 or Kindle Unlimited) What it says on the tin. [Universal Purchase Link] Raspy goes to a secluded graveyard to steal a plant there when she runs into the owner. Riled by the full moon, he prepositions her right then and there to have sex with him and his husband, and after that, Raspy is determined to breed with the entire pack to birth their next alpha. Salazar Zed is the one that runs this blog.

  ($2.99 or Kindle Unlimited) Warren lives alone on an island where he mediates international drug deals. However, when a meet-up is late, no one tells him it's because a hurricane is coming in. He seeks shelter in a high cave, but when he gets there, he finds it occupied. [Universal Purchase Link] Salazar Zed runs this blog.

  ($2.99 or Kindle Unlimited) Jay's unusual disability has forced him to be celibate or else endure severe muscle cramping. Though he spends most of his life with it not affecting him, his lab partner is simply too hot to ignore. Like clockwork, they'll get situated and cozy, and then be interrupted by Jay's pain. [Universal Purchase Link] Little does Jay know that Sahalia has secretly been developing a work-around, and that he plans on delivering Jay the experience he's been so direly craving on Valentine's Day. Salazar Zed runs this blog.

  ($2.99 or Kindle Unlimited) The containment facility needs to extract eggs from their drider sorority on a regular basis to keep them from attacking staffers and using their bodies as a nest. Usually, this is done by a trained security team that use a dummy corpse, but the team isn't available. [Universal Purchase Link] Knowing that the driders are fond of the resident librarian, security asks him to fetch the eggs instead, but neglects to tell him he'll need to bring a body. Oh, whatever warm and fleshy thing will the driders lay their eggs in? Salazar Zed runs this blog.

  ($2.99 or Kindle Unlimited) You've started your new job at the Occult Containment corp and learn that your boss is a lizardman, a unisex species that turns humans into lizardwomen for the sake of breeding. He hasn't been allowed to touch anyone for decades, so when you shake his hand, well, you send him into being just as horny as you. [Universal Purchase Link] Salazar Zed runs this blog.

  ($2.99 or Kindle Unlimited) Incubi have a curfew to keep them out of trouble and married women's beds. They have to spend the entire night alone in a holding cell with no one to love- yes, even on the holiday. [Purchase Link] But what if, say, you were to get in the cage? Just to keep one company. It's Christmas, after all. Another self-promotion. Not gonna say much because it's mine and obviously I think it fucks.

  ($2.99 or Kindle Unlimited) A bitter hermit comes across a weretiger poacher, and well, there's not much else to do in fuck-all nowhere. [Purchase Link] M. More like. fuck-me nowh Salazar Zed is the one that runs this blog.