Science Is a Shit Waste of Time

  ($2.99 or Kindle Unlimited) Jay's unusual disability has forced him to be celibate or else endure severe muscle cramping. Though he spends most of his life with it not affecting him, his lab partner is simply too hot to ignore. Like clockwork, they'll get situated and cozy, and then be interrupted by Jay's pain. [Universal Purchase Link] Little does Jay know that Sahalia has secretly been developing a work-around, and that he plans on delivering Jay the experience he's been so direly craving on Valentine's Day. Salazar Zed runs this blog.

($1.99) Guy finds a pack of werewolves and immediately has sex with em. What else do you want? [Purchase Link] Plenty of sex, technically a plot but don't come for it. Despite it being in 3rd person and a ton of dudes, the author does a good job making sure you keep track of who's doing what.

($2.99 or Kindle Unlimited) A man gets sold out by his shitty ballet company to be the companion of an otherworldly sugar plum fairy. [Purchase Link] Lots of dialogue and well-built characters. I can appreciate when I can tell who is talking even if there names aren't attached to the dialogue (which is useful since there was a spot where the paragraphs were separated so that it sounded like a different person was talking). But I didn't really care for the characters or the chemistry they brought, as well-written as they were. Felt less like fireworks and more like "well, I'll hook up with you, I guess, kinda bored anyway." I know that's rich coming from me since I wrote that exact plot in What the Weretiger Wants, but I want to be clear that this is NOT a dig at the quality of the work. The work is fine, just not my thing. I  don't always write stuff that isn't my thing, which is why What the Weretiger Wants is also "I'm bored. Let's fuck...

For some reason I could not get an image into this post. ($2.99 or Kindle Unlimited) Tomek slowly falls in love with a leszy (leshy, plant-person) that also happens to be a boy. However, being raised in a homophobic house, he has trouble realizing these feelings. This is a piece is literary, not an erotica, but it is monster-themed. [purchase link] Normally I don't like Fantasy Racism because it's always used as a clunky metaphor for racial tensions with really unfortunate implications (I'm looking at you, Zoopotia, Black People Are Literally Predators). However, this work doesn't really do that. People don't like monsters as a whole thing separate from racism, it's its own brand of bigotry. It has parallels, sure, but they're different things. I also REALLY appreciate the setting. I know I'm an American that writes books that take place in the US, but I am sick of every book I read being by an American or Englishman set in the US or England (or fantasy ...

    A man suffering from recent blindness wanders into the woods during a depressive spell, gets hurt, and is nursed back to health by a naga that refuses to let him know he's a naga. Not an erotica, that was my mistake, it's a romance novella. Technically doesn't belong on this blog but I want to post something every week and this is what I bought with my budget for this blog. [Purchase Link] I've seen more than one blind people complain about the "counting steps" and "feeling face" trope, both of which appear in this novel, but since I'm not blind myself I can't really confirm how universal that is. Just be warned it's there if that bothers you.

    A short erotic short about a man tied up in a swamp getting fucked by a weregator. Don't worry, despite the way the start of the story sounds, there's no incest or noncon in this work (or do worry, if you're into that stuff) [Purchase Link]

This story is about two scientists sitting in a habitat bubble 5 feet apart because they are gay but also shit at communication. Luckily, the tentacle alien they're looking after is willing to play Ken Dolls with em. Roughly 18 pages on Kindle. [Purchase Link]