Science Is a Shit Waste of Time

($2.99 or KU) A speedrunner, a newb, and a max-level casual walk into a virtual reality game... [Universal Link] When stuck in a video game, these three decide to go dungeon delving, but there seems to be nagas looking to. Uh. looking. Um. Delve. Their dungeon? Yeah. Salazar Zed runs this archive.

  ($3.99 or Kindle Unlimited) After having an extraordinarily bad day, Abby gets drunk and accidentally summons a demon. She makes him fix her plumbing, and that's not a euphemism. [Purchase Link] Finally, you get me. Hit me with that gay shit (this is technically straight shit). It's comedic, there's chemistry, there's character, and there's a couple of typos but that's okay. I read this on Kindle Unlimited but I liked it so much I bought it outright, too. If you're a fan of dialogue and sex that focuses on touch/texture/smell moreso than the literal act of penetration, this is perfect for you, and it was perfect for me!

This story is about two scientists sitting in a habitat bubble 5 feet apart because they are gay but also shit at communication. Luckily, the tentacle alien they're looking after is willing to play Ken Dolls with em. Roughly 18 pages on Kindle. [Purchase Link]