Science Is a Shit Waste of Time

($2.99 or KU) A speedrunner, a newb, and a max-level casual walk into a virtual reality game... [Universal Link] When stuck in a video game, these three decide to go dungeon delving, but there seems to be nagas looking to. Uh. looking. Um. Delve. Their dungeon? Yeah. Salazar Zed runs this archive.

  ($2.99 or Kindle Unlimited) Warren lives alone on an island where he mediates international drug deals. However, when a meet-up is late, no one tells him it's because a hurricane is coming in. He seeks shelter in a high cave, but when he gets there, he finds it occupied. [Universal Purchase Link] Salazar Zed runs this blog.

($2.99 or Kindle Unlimited) A lady who really wants to fuck her professor follows him into an ancient temple, where they then get made into nagas and fuck. [Purchase Link] The sex in this one is pretty creative, and it focuses a lot on eroticism rather than the literal act of sex. In fact, in all 5,000 words, only around 50 are dedicated to sex, the rest to tone-setting. I mean, okay, there's plenty more words for some masturbation that occurs, but the sex itself is shockingly short, and that's perfectly okay with how it's set up here. I have to say, though, the grammar in this is distracting. Most mistakes are comma or capitalization related, but there's plenty of typos and strange structure choices as well. This short would have benefited greatly from some proofreading or a second set of eyes. I imagine this isn't so big deal to most readers, though.

    A man suffering from recent blindness wanders into the woods during a depressive spell, gets hurt, and is nursed back to health by a naga that refuses to let him know he's a naga. Not an erotica, that was my mistake, it's a romance novella. Technically doesn't belong on this blog but I want to post something every week and this is what I bought with my budget for this blog. [Purchase Link] I've seen more than one blind people complain about the "counting steps" and "feeling face" trope, both of which appear in this novel, but since I'm not blind myself I can't really confirm how universal that is. Just be warned it's there if that bothers you.