Science Is a Shit Waste of Time

  ($2.99) Ladies tell girl to go out in the woods as a joke and she gets horny and decides to fuck a cryptid she found. Surprisingly consensual. [US Link]

  ($2.99 or KU) A poly trans orc goes on an adventure. A literal adventure, not a sexy one. But there is sex. [US Link] I did find myself more interested in the story than the sex in this one, but this is a pretty good trans4trans (I am assuming the author is trans here, I didn't find that info immediately) bit. Unfortunately, it really needed another draft, or at least some editing. It is littered with typos and "I thought of two sentences at the same time" sentences. However, it was just rare enough that it's not distracting

  ($2.99) Funny lady accidentally summon incubus [ US Link] I'm always scared when buying a $2.99 short from an author I don't know, but holy shit! Fucking in love with this writing. Witty and hot.

($2.99 or KU) A speedrunner, a newb, and a max-level casual walk into a virtual reality game... [Universal Link] When stuck in a video game, these three decide to go dungeon delving, but there seems to be nagas looking to. Uh. looking. Um. Delve. Their dungeon? Yeah. Salazar Zed runs this archive.

($2.99 or Kindle Unlimited) What it says on the tin. [Universal Purchase Link] Raspy goes to a secluded graveyard to steal a plant there when she runs into the owner. Riled by the full moon, he prepositions her right then and there to have sex with him and his husband, and after that, Raspy is determined to breed with the entire pack to birth their next alpha. Salazar Zed is the one that runs this blog.

  ($2.99 or Kindle Unlimited) Warren lives alone on an island where he mediates international drug deals. However, when a meet-up is late, no one tells him it's because a hurricane is coming in. He seeks shelter in a high cave, but when he gets there, he finds it occupied. [Universal Purchase Link] Salazar Zed runs this blog.

  ($2.99 or Kindle Unlimited) Jay's unusual disability has forced him to be celibate or else endure severe muscle cramping. Though he spends most of his life with it not affecting him, his lab partner is simply too hot to ignore. Like clockwork, they'll get situated and cozy, and then be interrupted by Jay's pain. [Universal Purchase Link] Little does Jay know that Sahalia has secretly been developing a work-around, and that he plans on delivering Jay the experience he's been so direly craving on Valentine's Day. Salazar Zed runs this blog.

  ($2.99 or Kindle Unlimited) The containment facility needs to extract eggs from their drider sorority on a regular basis to keep them from attacking staffers and using their bodies as a nest. Usually, this is done by a trained security team that use a dummy corpse, but the team isn't available. [Universal Purchase Link] Knowing that the driders are fond of the resident librarian, security asks him to fetch the eggs instead, but neglects to tell him he'll need to bring a body. Oh, whatever warm and fleshy thing will the driders lay their eggs in? Salazar Zed runs this blog.

  ($2.99 or Kindle Unlimited) You've started your new job at the Occult Containment corp and learn that your boss is a lizardman, a unisex species that turns humans into lizardwomen for the sake of breeding. He hasn't been allowed to touch anyone for decades, so when you shake his hand, well, you send him into being just as horny as you. [Universal Purchase Link] Salazar Zed runs this blog.

[$2.99 or Kindle Unlimited] Lady gets a remote job with a weird boss and then gets fucked silly by said boss, who is also a werewolf (purchase link) At roughly 100 kindle pages, it takes 63 pages to get to the sex (there is a short masturbation scene before then), and then it's back-to-back sex scenes. Skip to then if you're not interested in the plot. The werewolf aspect is barely utilized. The man does growl and smell people, but he's only turned for one short blowjob scene. However, it's a perfectly serviceable plot and the sex is well-written.

  ($4.99 or Kindle Unlimited) College student has weird, sexy dreams about a big hyena, and also is having cool sexy times with a lady. [Purchase Link] Bare with the start, it's a bit clunky, but for the most part this book is very well put together and very sexy. Girl peen, oral, anal, vaginal, fingering, you want it, Naomi's got it! In the interest of full disclosure, I did receive a free ARC for this one.

  ($2.99 or Kindle Unlimited) Exactly what it says on the tin, a story that played as a completely straight office rom-com for the first half, except there's a lich. [purchase link] This one is funny. And I'm a slut for anything that makes me laugh. I was actually a little sad when it stopped being a rom-com, not because the erotica was bad or anything like that, I just rarely read something funny and I was really vibing with the office rom-com.

($3.99 or Kindle Unlimited) After 50-year-old dragon-blooded Idalia has a fling with an attractive vampire, she learns he's the man that will be conducting her next job interview for an art gallery that's definitely some sort of front. The job sounds boring and low-pay, but she accepts in hopes of getting lucky again. [Purchase Link] I won't go into detail since I wrote this one, but it's cool if I do say so myself, and I DO say so myself.

($1.99) Guy finds a pack of werewolves and immediately has sex with em. What else do you want? [Purchase Link] Plenty of sex, technically a plot but don't come for it. Despite it being in 3rd person and a ton of dudes, the author does a good job making sure you keep track of who's doing what.

($2.99 or Kindle Unlimited) A man gets sold out by his shitty ballet company to be the companion of an otherworldly sugar plum fairy. [Purchase Link] Lots of dialogue and well-built characters. I can appreciate when I can tell who is talking even if there names aren't attached to the dialogue (which is useful since there was a spot where the paragraphs were separated so that it sounded like a different person was talking). But I didn't really care for the characters or the chemistry they brought, as well-written as they were. Felt less like fireworks and more like "well, I'll hook up with you, I guess, kinda bored anyway." I know that's rich coming from me since I wrote that exact plot in What the Weretiger Wants, but I want to be clear that this is NOT a dig at the quality of the work. The work is fine, just not my thing. I  don't always write stuff that isn't my thing, which is why What the Weretiger Wants is also "I'm bored. Let's fuck...

  ($2.99 or Kindle Unlimited) The queen of succubi has been freed from her Nowhere Jail where she then kills a bunch of dudes via sex and definitely enslaves a woman that she insists is not a slave [purchase link] This one is interesting because despite being like 50% sex, it reads less like an erotica and more as a plot-driven story. It also takes a first person route of a top, which I appreciate because you just don't see that very much. Giving this the purchased tag because of the totally-a-slave woman, even though she isn't purchased. Giving this the consensual tag because it reads as consensual, but, well. Slave woman.

For some reason I could not get an image into this post. ($2.99 or Kindle Unlimited) Tomek slowly falls in love with a leszy (leshy, plant-person) that also happens to be a boy. However, being raised in a homophobic house, he has trouble realizing these feelings. This is a piece is literary, not an erotica, but it is monster-themed. [purchase link] Normally I don't like Fantasy Racism because it's always used as a clunky metaphor for racial tensions with really unfortunate implications (I'm looking at you, Zoopotia, Black People Are Literally Predators). However, this work doesn't really do that. People don't like monsters as a whole thing separate from racism, it's its own brand of bigotry. It has parallels, sure, but they're different things. I also REALLY appreciate the setting. I know I'm an American that writes books that take place in the US, but I am sick of every book I read being by an American or Englishman set in the US or England (or fantasy ...

  ($2.99 or Kindle Unlimited) Mira keeps calling her ex for sexual relief, but decides she has to move on. When she does, though, she ends up getting involved with a serious demon. [Purchase Link] Right up my alley, well-written characters, and hot sex! The scope of the story matches its length (there is a plot thread left unresolved, but that doesn't bother me too much), and it has a good amount of plot-to-sex. It's not quite horror. There is stakes, but the horror element is very light in this book.

  ($2.99 or Kindle Unlimited) Incubi have a curfew to keep them out of trouble and married women's beds. They have to spend the entire night alone in a holding cell with no one to love- yes, even on the holiday. [Purchase Link] But what if, say, you were to get in the cage? Just to keep one company. It's Christmas, after all. Another self-promotion. Not gonna say much because it's mine and obviously I think it fucks.

($7.99 or Kindle Unlimited) Horns over Hooves is a romance about a woman who develops a crush on a faun. Clocking in at over 300 pages, and waiting well over 100 pages for her to finally fuck the dude, it's definitely not the norm for what I review here. [Purchase Link] Before I continue on, I'll say I didn't finish this book. Not because it was bad, though, I just actually have trouble reading longer works. It's rare that I spend more than an hour on any read. That being said, I spent three hours reading this before I put it down. It's got good characters (though giving two major characters nearly identical names tripped me up, Kira and Lila), surprisingly intriguing world-building, and of course, a killer, believable romance. Maybe I'll come back for this one, eventually. I'll definitely be coming back for the shorter christmas special for this book. Most people recommending this told me it was funny. I didn't find it funny, but I didn't find it st...