Science Is a Shit Waste of Time

  ($2.99) Ladies tell girl to go out in the woods as a joke and she gets horny and decides to fuck a cryptid she found. Surprisingly consensual. [US Link]

  ($2.99 or KU) Honestly, it's what it says on the tin. [US Link]

  ($5.99, part of an anthology) This short, first in this anthology, must be the longest considering it's a third of the entire anthology. A medieval servant is (nearly) fucked by a dude, and gets sentenced to get publicly fucked by an alien for her lord's entertainment. [Universal Purchase Link] HARD dubcon. Which I expected it to be by the blurb, but I read it anyway despite disliking dubcon. It's well-written and honestly I still read it despite it making me super uncomfy because I'd gotten attached to this plotline and the sex is important to the plotline. In fact, this story is like, 95% sex by volume. I probably won't be reading the rest because wow am I a fragile man when it comes to dubcon, but I don't exactly regret reading this, and again, it's really well-written and drafted- Paragonas Vaunt is quite the wordsmith!

  ($2.99 or Kindle Unlimited) Jay's unusual disability has forced him to be celibate or else endure severe muscle cramping. Though he spends most of his life with it not affecting him, his lab partner is simply too hot to ignore. Like clockwork, they'll get situated and cozy, and then be interrupted by Jay's pain. [Universal Purchase Link] Little does Jay know that Sahalia has secretly been developing a work-around, and that he plans on delivering Jay the experience he's been so direly craving on Valentine's Day. Salazar Zed runs this blog.