Science Is a Shit Waste of Time

  ($2.99 or Kindle Unlimited) When Gemma is cursed by an angry student, she begins a transformation into a Wendigo. As she transforms, she also transforms mentally and sexually. [Purchase Link] As a heads up, if you got excited about wendigos, you might want to sit back down. This is more or less a were-animal story, not a story about a haunting spirit born from evil to seek evil, losing its humanity and grip on society. The main character gets turned in a very werewolf fashion, and maintains her humanity (though she gets anger issues) post-transformation. Why it's tagged as were-other instead of wendigo. I've rewritten this review multiple times because I didn't dislike this book, but it's hard to write about without it sounding that way. There's a really great story that I'd love to read here, and I can see that the author has a lot of technical talent in scene building, but the structure is a sort of fatal flaw, and I can't talk about any part of this sto...

  ($2.99 or Kindle Unlimited) A bitter hermit comes across a weretiger poacher, and well, there's not much else to do in fuck-all nowhere. [Purchase Link] M. More like. fuck-me nowh Salazar Zed is the one that runs this blog.

  ($3.99 or Kindle Unlimited) After having an extraordinarily bad day, Abby gets drunk and accidentally summons a demon. She makes him fix her plumbing, and that's not a euphemism. [Purchase Link] Finally, you get me. Hit me with that gay shit (this is technically straight shit). It's comedic, there's chemistry, there's character, and there's a couple of typos but that's okay. I read this on Kindle Unlimited but I liked it so much I bought it outright, too. If you're a fan of dialogue and sex that focuses on touch/texture/smell moreso than the literal act of penetration, this is perfect for you, and it was perfect for me!

($2.99 or Kindle Unlimited) A lady who really wants to fuck her professor follows him into an ancient temple, where they then get made into nagas and fuck. [Purchase Link] The sex in this one is pretty creative, and it focuses a lot on eroticism rather than the literal act of sex. In fact, in all 5,000 words, only around 50 are dedicated to sex, the rest to tone-setting. I mean, okay, there's plenty more words for some masturbation that occurs, but the sex itself is shockingly short, and that's perfectly okay with how it's set up here. I have to say, though, the grammar in this is distracting. Most mistakes are comma or capitalization related, but there's plenty of typos and strange structure choices as well. This short would have benefited greatly from some proofreading or a second set of eyes. I imagine this isn't so big deal to most readers, though.

    A man suffering from recent blindness wanders into the woods during a depressive spell, gets hurt, and is nursed back to health by a naga that refuses to let him know he's a naga. Not an erotica, that was my mistake, it's a romance novella. Technically doesn't belong on this blog but I want to post something every week and this is what I bought with my budget for this blog. [Purchase Link] I've seen more than one blind people complain about the "counting steps" and "feeling face" trope, both of which appear in this novel, but since I'm not blind myself I can't really confirm how universal that is. Just be warned it's there if that bothers you.

    A short erotic short about a man tied up in a swamp getting fucked by a weregator. Don't worry, despite the way the start of the story sounds, there's no incest or noncon in this work (or do worry, if you're into that stuff) [Purchase Link]

This story is about two scientists sitting in a habitat bubble 5 feet apart because they are gay but also shit at communication. Luckily, the tentacle alien they're looking after is willing to play Ken Dolls with em. Roughly 18 pages on Kindle. [Purchase Link]