Science Is a Shit Waste of Time

  ($4.99 or Kindle Unlimited) College student has weird, sexy dreams about a big hyena, and also is having cool sexy times with a lady. [Purchase Link] Bare with the start, it's a bit clunky, but for the most part this book is very well put together and very sexy. Girl peen, oral, anal, vaginal, fingering, you want it, Naomi's got it! In the interest of full disclosure, I did receive a free ARC for this one.

  ($2.99 or Kindle Unlimited) Exactly what it says on the tin, a story that played as a completely straight office rom-com for the first half, except there's a lich. [purchase link] This one is funny. And I'm a slut for anything that makes me laugh. I was actually a little sad when it stopped being a rom-com, not because the erotica was bad or anything like that, I just rarely read something funny and I was really vibing with the office rom-com.

($3.99 or Kindle Unlimited) After 50-year-old dragon-blooded Idalia has a fling with an attractive vampire, she learns he's the man that will be conducting her next job interview for an art gallery that's definitely some sort of front. The job sounds boring and low-pay, but she accepts in hopes of getting lucky again. [Purchase Link] I won't go into detail since I wrote this one, but it's cool if I do say so myself, and I DO say so myself.

($1.99) Guy finds a pack of werewolves and immediately has sex with em. What else do you want? [Purchase Link] Plenty of sex, technically a plot but don't come for it. Despite it being in 3rd person and a ton of dudes, the author does a good job making sure you keep track of who's doing what.

($2.99 or Kindle Unlimited) A man gets sold out by his shitty ballet company to be the companion of an otherworldly sugar plum fairy. [Purchase Link] Lots of dialogue and well-built characters. I can appreciate when I can tell who is talking even if there names aren't attached to the dialogue (which is useful since there was a spot where the paragraphs were separated so that it sounded like a different person was talking). But I didn't really care for the characters or the chemistry they brought, as well-written as they were. Felt less like fireworks and more like "well, I'll hook up with you, I guess, kinda bored anyway." I know that's rich coming from me since I wrote that exact plot in What the Weretiger Wants, but I want to be clear that this is NOT a dig at the quality of the work. The work is fine, just not my thing. I  don't always write stuff that isn't my thing, which is why What the Weretiger Wants is also "I'm bored. Let's fuck&